10 Things I've Learned from The Social Network

1) Wearing a hoodie and flip flops can make you pretentious. 

2) Heartbreak can lead to world wide succes and fortune. So takes risks in your love life, it could pay off one day, literally.

3) People, especially 19-year old Harvard grads are complete savages when it comes to business.

4) Speaking fast always makes you sound smarter and and obnoxious in equal measure. You'd think the writers of Gilmore Girls were on this.

5) Winkle-vaï actually sounds pretty cool.

6) 6'5"twins got nothing on a talented and tenacious albeit socially awkward brocoli haired jew. Poetic justice!

7) Eduardo is never a winners name.

8) Any name that ends in "berg" is an instant win.

9) Proves Fincher is a total visionary, if Se7en, Fight Club, Benjamin Button or Girl with a Dragon Tattoo weren't confirmation enough. 

10) Justin Timberlake likes to play 'himself' under different psudeonyms in every movie. Give it up kid, stick to music.

This scene proves that Andrew Garfield is actually a brilliant actor.