1) Michael Fassbender: The Pussy Magnet. I can't believe I haven't watched Shame yet, but anyway, I've loved this guy since I saw him as Stelios in 300. He was just so... lean and just amazing. Never knowing he would he the next "It' boy, and now he is! Plus, he rides bikes cross country on his BMW Adventurer. That's pretty fucking rad. And that toff accent as lieutenant Hickocks in Inglourious Basterds? Nuff said.
2) Gael Garcia Bernal: The (Stunningly Gorgeous) Worldly Fellow. Ok, pretty much my ultimate, and thats no small feat. He's open minded, globally aware, dorky, can laugh at himself, South American, small but lethal, the TOTAL package. Ovaries: Explode.
3) Daniel Day Lewis: The Intellectual Bohemian ok, talented, bohemian, worldly, intellectual, and that bone structure! I can't believe his father in law is Arthur Miller, I know that he doesn't mean it to be, but that totally raises his street cred.
4) Joseph Gordon-Levitt: The Lovable Late-Blooming Creative. So swoon-worthy and gains extra brownie points by being a late-bloomer. Also, He seems like such a stand-up guy in interviews on top of being esoteric and introspective without being broody ala Robert Pattinson. So likable! No scratch that, lovable.
5) Paul Newman: The Icon. With a face chiseled from alabaster, there's no going past this guy. Ok, the quintessential beautiful man, no lemme correct, the perfect male, no the perfect HUMAN specimen. Seriously, if the global human population were to cease, this guy should be the prototype for any future clone, not just his because of his chiseled bone structure, piercing eyes and dashing smile, but the very fabric of his being, he was amazing, the dapper gentleman, but still tough enough to be Butch Cassidy. The perfet husband to Joanne Woodward, humane and just an amazing soul. I could watch him watch paint dry.
Paul Newman on What's my line?
6) Channing Tatum: The Hot Nice Guy. Not generally my type, but seems like a nice guy, and ever since I watched Magic Mike, my impression of him has sky-rocketed, I get the hype. I get it. He's sweet, hes a loving husband and well, have u seen him strip?! Damn boy.
7) Christian Bale: The Intense One. Ok, so he has anger problems, he's still always gonna be Teddy from Little Women to me, I'd be his Jo anyday!
One does not simply decline Christian Bale.
8) Bruce Lee: Charismatic Zen Master. He is just so intense charming, disciplined, motivated, taletnted, and learned. Swoon.
9) JFK Jr: The All-American Beauty. Ok, not technically a hollywood celebrity but had all the trappings of a life that was made for Hollywood. The style, the status, the reputatuion, he seemed a gentleman, and of course he was ever so dashingly handsome.
10) Ralph Fiennes: The Well-Seasoned Worldly Guy. Judging by the roles he plays in The English Patient, The Constant Gardener and The Reader, his elected alternative profession would probably encompasses travel, diplomacy and bedding beautiful women. But James Bond he isn't, he actually loves his leading ladies, and by love, I mean obsessive. So intensely obsessive to the point where its borderline creepy which is always, well cringe-worthy but only Ralph could wear 'stalker' so well. He sure knows how to make girls swoon all under his dashing thumb.
Two extras who I couldn't not include (double negatives ugh):
11) Tom Hardy - ok, those lips, the bad guy with a soft gooey centre persona, yea, I'd take him - just like that thanks!
12) James Franco - ok, the ultimate stoner dude, I'd love to hot box it with this dude.
Other worthy contenders that deserve an honourable mention:
Jermey Irons narrowly missed this list cause his antics are just short of enough to throw me off him. But as gross and greasy as he may seem, his voice is still notable. Even I couldn't pick a better Humbert, he should do the Audiobook!
"Fire of my Loins, My Sin, My Soul... Lolita"
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